The tmarto anb The oring, or, The Tomato and the Orange (or, Not Really!)

onw fagee day a pepo went to the pleygrawnd
She went to the swing theen she thrayd and thrayd and thrayd to get an it
atlarst she cold har mum
she swingd and swingd
at was tuym to go hom and on the wy she went to get sweets
an the wy she met har fhrind

Picture of the author
(who shows remarkable similarities to the hero of the story in her preferences for spare time activities)

... So much for trying to get Tara involved in writing the blog... Might want to think of a different approach...