Sunday, May 28, 2006

Spain, 12 points



Here we are, 2 points so far: Alex and Jose, soon to score a third baby point. Germany: 1 point. Spain: 1 point (contrary to all EuroVision rules & regulations...). England: 1 baby point, but not quite yet - it's first got to show up and sing! Really, though, Papi Spain should get 12 points for doing all the cooking, cleaning and fixing of general disasters. And Mummy Germany... how many points should one get for sitting about, watching one's tummy move & grow, and contemplating weight gain and the slow spread of colonies of stretch marks over daily deepening valleys of cellulite while munching on yet another bar of good old chocolate?